Morning, everyone!   I had yearning for pizza, last night.  When I saw this, though, I thought, "Man, I thought I had food issues..."

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Now this is clever.  I wonder if the guy was a market analyst before he became a market researcher...

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With all the space exploration going on over the past few years, the question of whether or not there is life on Mars seems to finally have been answered, and it's not looking good:

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Some stores go overboard with their warning signage.  This might be just a bit too much, though:

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Actual Signs

Sign from a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: "A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played."

Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't worth anything - gas is!"

Sign on the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."

At a restaurant in New York: "Tip-ing is not a city in China."

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Signs you may have bought a bad computer

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-A-Sketch" on it.

2. Its celebrity spokesman is that "Hey, Vern!" guy.

3. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

4. Its slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics."

5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.

6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.

7. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"

8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good luck!"

9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.

10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

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That's it for this week, folks. Hope you have a Thanks for visiting!