Good morning, sweetlings. Today, I have more tongue twisters for you, and a wee story that terrified even me!.  But first, you must practice twisting your tongue; you won't scare anyone with an untwisted tongue...

1. Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

2. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

3. Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously.

4. The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.

5. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.


Now, if you can twist your tongue around these things with ease, you need a bigger challenge. A challenge like THIS:

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.


Have a positively frightful day, my pets. Come back tomorrow for another scare or two (or three, or four)!